An airliner is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door
burst open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot
and flight attendant.
He held a gun to the pilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna
spill your brains all over the place. The pilot calmly reached up, pushed the
gun aside and says, "Look buddy, if you shoot me this plane will crash right
into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun to the copilot's head and said,
"Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place." But
the copilot also calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Listen to
me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he could keel over at the shock of my being
killed. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll
die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought some more, shrugged and this time held the gun to the
flight attendant's head and demanded, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna
spill HER brains all over the place." No one says a word, but the flight
attendant leaned over and whispered something into the hijacker's ear. He
turned beet red, dropped his gun, and ran out of the cockpit in a panic.
The crew tracked down the hijacker, who was found cowering behind a curtain
in the galley, and tied him up. The pilot then asked the flight attendant what
she said that terrified the man so.
"I told him, sir," she replied, "that if he killed me, HE'd be the one who'd have
to give you guys your blowjobs."